Got this from the Hippiekid today.
HK: Mom, What is it we're celebrating on Easter?
(He knows this, but for some reason was wanting me to explain again. Or it was a test- he does that sometimes. I was frosting our Easter Cake and frankly, was in no mood to do a whole Sunday school lesson. Yeah, I'm lazy like that.)
Me: When Jesus arose from the dead. The resurrection of Jesus Christ.
HK: Well, it sure took him long enough. Me, I'd a jumped right up and said 'Hey, who made me dead? I'm not dead'